koko crunch.

Random stream of thought: I realized that ladies nowadays should take extra precautions when deciding on what to wear and how would they like to appear in public. Like earlier this day, I saw two girls on my ride to school. One was wearing a mini short. The other one was wearing a mini skirt. Not that I’m into legs, but when I saw theirs, it was hairy and … rough looking. It looked hideous, honestly. Read: both bordering to look like men’s legs in minis.

Hello shaving! Hello lotions! Hello … whitening products!

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Can you believe I stood in front of the Office for Student Affairs for around 20 minutes? Why? Just because I thought and believed from the bottom of my heart that the doors were locked during office hours. Yes, believe it. I don’t know if Kuya Carebest was a blessing or a great insult when I asked him if there were employees inside. “Naka-lock ba?” he asked. “Uhmm… Oo… yata.” He walked towards the door, turned the knob, and poof! I became Koko Crunch. End of story.

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I hate a classmate. Mas malabnaw pa s’ya sa tubig. Ang sabaw n’ya! She gives all of these irrelevant comments and questions almost every meeting. Like earlier in class, we were talking about the Diliman Commune in the 1970s. UP students had to create a barricade using chairs from the classroom to prevent MetroCom from taking over the campus. Apparently, one professor attempted to break in because he was still planning to give out a Math exam. To cut the story short: professor was carrying a gun that time, students refused to allow him to enter, professor shot a freshman, got away with it (?), and experienced a natural death.

You want to know what freaking classmate’s comment is? It was something like, “pero ‘di ba, when you kill somebody, you’re conscience will always hunt you.” I was like, “HA? Gusto mo isaksak ko ‘tong payong sa bunganga mo?” And poof! She became Koko Crunch!

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I’ll be in a long line tomorrow. Good night, love.